If you were forced to open a retail store...

[Milquetoast]

If you were forced to open a retail store, what would you sell ?

I would sell your momma!!

no I wouldn't

I would have a book section, a video game section, a small food area and a room with a hockey net for shooting pucks/balls at.

Thats what I would have.

[EdgeCrusher]

Milque!!!!!

woooo, still looking sexay as ever!!

[Spaztek]

I would sell nothing but individual socks.

People are always losing one sock in the laundry, so they would come to me in desperation at Nothing But Socks and I would be there for them, helping them in their time of need while showing them the latest in sock technology such as the "2002 Shlocket InterSock System" which is so incredible you absolutely have to come down to the store for a demonstration! Kids, get your picture taken with Socky, the giant purple sock! So come on down to Nothing But Socks where we "Sock it to you!"