View Full Version : Whoz yer daddy...
Milquetoast
11-09-2001, 03:25 PM
If you could pick two Hollywood people to be your parents, who would you pick...?
I think Hugh Hefner for my dad...mmmm....bunnies.....mmmmmm.......
and my mom would be, someone a little more nurtuting...to balance the parenting I think...Jeniene Garafolo...ya that works.
who would you pick?
and would you also pick their nose?
EdgeCrusher
11-09-2001, 03:55 PM
My mom would be Linda Hamilton, cause she would teach me to kill you all with cool weapons and shiz.
My daddy = Carrot Top... then I can laugh at you all hysterically after u all DIE .
iH!!
/me eats an onion
Spaztek
11-09-2001, 04:22 PM
Not really Hollywood, more Vegas...
Dad would be Don Rickles.
Don't know about a mom, I never really had one; so I'd have to say Don Rickles again.
bah....u all = crazy......i wouldnt want famous parents.....that would like way sux......
Dasyati
11-09-2001, 07:54 PM
K parents are good and all but who here would want Angelina Jolie as your sister?
ack.....no....not as sis.......as gf maybe....but not sis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no just kidding.....i am perfectly content with my current gf
EdgeCrusher
11-09-2001, 08:28 PM
ack!!! Das want to foork his sis!!
/me pukes
Dasyati
11-10-2001, 10:26 PM
Naw, see, I don't have a sister. But if I had a sister who happened to be Angelina Jolie, that would make me Angelina Jolie's brother, and you always hear about how Angelina Jolie is so in love with her brother...
Milquetoast
11-10-2001, 11:06 PM
I knew what you were talking about right away...
very funny, I laughed, hell its still funny...
even when you have to over explain it to shut in out of touch freeks...its still funny...
doesn't anyone watch tv any more...angelina is a freek, she kisses her brother, carry's her husbands blood with her...in the movie Pushing Tin she basically played herself, but you would have to have to imagine that John Cusack was her brother....then it is a better fit, and her brother isn't married, so that doesn't fit either, and he doesn't land planes
ANYWAY
I have had a flashback to other post from rBB and TPC forums...my topis were never carried through on...some yahoo would always lead the question down a slightly different route and soon enough another yahoo would take the conversation justa little bit further off course and pretty soon my glorious question was ignored and turned into so shit about haow you all hate boinking your sister....I think I'm goin over to the firehouse forum and continue this tirade...bastards!!!
nimrod
11-11-2001, 02:39 PM
Father = Clinton
Mother = Marylin Manson
KTNX. TTFN. TTUAL. IHTFPC.
IHOP.
Dasyati
11-11-2001, 04:58 PM
HAND shitbag
nimrod
11-12-2001, 09:52 PM
Nice try, but my day sucked anyway.
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