Morg~
12-03-2001, 11:28 AM
MY friend and I got a hold of a copy of grand theft auto 3 for the playstation 2. This game owns me! It's everything I ever wanted out of grand theft auto and then some! Well my girlfriend and I just went through a lousy breakup and I proceeded to go over to My friends house,(our old pal Kain) and shoot random people in grand theft auto...cause it's fun.
Well about 10 minutes into the game I run out into the middle of the street and get hit by a semi. My character gets up, and I whip out the rocket launcher and proceed to miss him...twice! So I steal a car and run after him, pull him out of his car and beat him to death with a baseball bat. I'm sure getting hit by the semi hurt my little guy and I wanted him to recieve retribution. I wanted him dead, his friends dead(which everyone who saw my beat him to death just had to be gunned down) and I wanted his family dead. I wanted to murder his children, grandchildren, everything! But there are no kids in grand theft auto 3! Everyone is just majically incarnated as a fucking adult! What the hell, I thought this game was suposed to be realistic. Fuck you Grand Theft auto for ruining my life.
Well about 10 minutes into the game I run out into the middle of the street and get hit by a semi. My character gets up, and I whip out the rocket launcher and proceed to miss him...twice! So I steal a car and run after him, pull him out of his car and beat him to death with a baseball bat. I'm sure getting hit by the semi hurt my little guy and I wanted him to recieve retribution. I wanted him dead, his friends dead(which everyone who saw my beat him to death just had to be gunned down) and I wanted his family dead. I wanted to murder his children, grandchildren, everything! But there are no kids in grand theft auto 3! Everyone is just majically incarnated as a fucking adult! What the hell, I thought this game was suposed to be realistic. Fuck you Grand Theft auto for ruining my life.