To kick off the new Stories forumz...REVERSE-ORDER STORY!!!!

[Dasyati]

We work backwards. I write something for the end and we work our way back to the beginning. Like that Seinfeld episode.

Remember folks no sigs.

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...so it turned out Nemesis's ass just BARELY avoided being broken in by the evil clones after all. After closing the deal they all went home and had a good shag on the carpet.

THE END.

[NemesisEnforcer]

nemmeh was sweating bullets as he saw what looked like an anal probe...was it that or had studz nose really grown 7 inches?

[Shade]

"Why?" he asked himself as he heard the revving of a machine behind him. He whurled his abused body around to see what it was.

[stud]

HAH! THEY DONT CALL ME NOSS3H FOR NUTHIN!!!!

[Dasyati]

"You won't get away with this," Nemesis declared with his back still turned. "When they find I'm gone they'll come after all 700 of you, and...and......"

At this point he was interrupted by a weird hissing noise and a strange tingling running down his lower back.

"...are you spraying deodorant on me or are you just sniffing my ass?"

[Morg~]

w00t! Stud cried as his eyes focused on Nemmy's but cheeks. His nose began to grow as he became ANAL NOSE MAN! Cyc told him to control himself and be mature, but it was too late! Stud's ran right up to nemmy, but then had an uncontrollable urge to SNEEZE! Nemmy, ignoring all the previous action, turned around and said, "...

[positiveChAoS]

but the kegger was totally disrupted when the cop arrived. At least thats what Nemmy thought had arrived.
The black and white squad car had definately been through alot..... In the back was Stud, cuffed in EdgeCrusher's custody.
Nemmy came barreling through the giant jumping balloon that acted as his front door to investigate.
Cyc followed Nem out just in time to see Edge move to the back of the squad car, followed by a luminecent glow. Suddenly the squad car's door blasted off and Stud emerged. Edge was no where to be seen. The squad car door thrusted Nemmy back face down into a humiliating - buttocks exposing - position on his jump-go-round door!.
Crap! Nemmy thought, he used his super pr0n powers against Edge!
To Nemmy's dismay, he was about to receive the worst of Stud's special stuff...

[Dasyati]

"To visit a...friend," Edge snickered over the front seat.

"You can't scare me, pig, you know I won't feel anything you do to me!"

"Feel anything......? Sorry buddy I don't swing that way. I told you we're stopping at a friend's place, he's throwing a kegger tonight. I haven't had any b33r in 2 hours!"

Stud groaned and sat back. "684 defective Pinocchios across the city and HE had to pick ME up."

[positiveChAoS]

Using his special powerz, as commander-in-chief of the clone army, Dasyati propelled Stud back into Edge's cruiser.

"You disobedient fool!" Das proclaimed.

Its been too long since my last beer, Edge thought to himself.
Not wasting another second, Edge slammed the door and chucked the empty can he'd been toting around. "Crap! Must obtain new source...!"

Totally ignoring Das and the others, Edge blazed off.

Stud regained his bearings by the time the cruiser reached 54mph.

"Y0 copper! Where we goin" stud bit out finally.

[BazzA]

....so anyway, there was this clone army that had the original idea that they could take over the world with identical looking copies of each other. So they're slowing do their thang when they notice one of their guys (stud) doing his own thing on Dance Ejay. so....

[Dasyati]

...so ChAoS agreed to clone Pinocchio under one condition: that he keep the original for his own private use. You know, he was the one who invented the infamous "Bend-Me-Over-And-Lie-To-Me" game that Edge and Stud perfected with each other.

I don't think I've ever told you about Edge of course, God rest his soul. See, he was a crooked cop with a beer problem. Had it ever since the...accident. He was hit by a Molson truck, and now he's death afraid of drinking anything but American piss-beer. Sad isn't it?

Here's the last pic I got of him before his demise...we were gate-crashing a frat party despite the fact that we weren't even admitted to the college. Fun guy he was, I'll miss him.

[MidnightPhyre]

OMG ITS EDGE!!!

[Dasyati]

"Well in that case, perhaps a friend of mine can persuade you..."

His words were immediately followed by a loud thud. Then another. And another. The ground shook and the lights dimmed with every thump. The stench of Budweiser began to waft through the room as the pounding grew nearer and nearer.

ChAoS was about to say something when the wall behind him shattered like so much cheap...wall. Whirling around, he found his nose inches away from the biggest, smelliest beer gut he had ever seen, into which he yelled out...