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KillerB
02-03-2002, 05:23 PM
Every since Chewy was a boy he dreamed of finding the magic chest of Bobby Tootle Berry. After 45 years he found it. He found it in the Mega chest of ChaChaCha Macurana Bootylicious. When he opened it he found......
EMOLOVE
02-03-2002, 05:38 PM
A magical penis... and that penis would grant him one wish ... .so to grant the wish he had to put the penis in his ....
Dasyati
02-03-2002, 06:32 PM
...art display at the Louvre. At first the people were thrilled to see it, but when it started secreting a...
Mr_Rage
02-03-2002, 10:17 PM
...a white powdery substance, the CIA and FBI were called in to investigate. It turned out that the substance was nothing other than....
NemesisEnforcer
02-04-2002, 10:03 AM
the ground up bones of Journey's lead singer steve perry, and idea was hatching in our heros brain...he would use the powder to...
ender
02-05-2002, 05:57 PM
resurect his cat Sgt. whiskers, who was killed in the battle of Württemberg prior to the invasion of...
NemesisEnforcer
02-05-2002, 07:16 PM
stud's anus...what a horrid day that was for all of switzerland, never agin will so much fesces...
EMOLOVE
02-08-2002, 06:13 PM
taste so good.. Thank you stud for your apple flavored pewp.. ...
Dasyati
02-09-2002, 01:21 AM
AAAAAAnyway he took a bunch of the secretions and went down to the pet sematary lookin' for luv. Got there, his cat was...
NemesisEnforcer
02-09-2002, 10:14 AM
being violated by david hasslehoffe...he drew his gayblade of ph34r and....
Mr_Rage
02-09-2002, 01:00 PM
tossed it straight to the ground, signifying that he meant David no harm...he then proceeded to ream him in the....
EMOLOVE
02-13-2002, 01:39 PM
in the ear... the only place he could fit it.. david asked him to come with him to ..,....
Dasyati
02-13-2002, 09:51 PM
...the doctor to see if he had any brain damage. So they went to the hospital and the doctor said...
NemesisEnforcer
02-14-2002, 01:20 PM
no more monkeys jumping on the bed.


the end
ThE ~Jaff~
03-07-2002, 01:35 PM
but it was not the end, now it was mama jumping on the bed, but mama fell off and bumped her head, so the monkey called the doctor and the doctor said.....
Dasyati
03-07-2002, 04:25 PM
..."It says THE END now I'm closing the damn thread!"