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stud
02-13-2002, 05:23 PM
He was goin down the mountain goin 90mps (118kph) when the chain on his bicycle broke.........
ender
02-13-2002, 07:53 PM
but he didnt care because this bitch be goin down hill and shit. By the time he came to the next hill he forgot the chain was off and went to give it a few hard kicks to get going, instead he racked his nuts on the bar causing him to...
Dasyati
02-13-2002, 09:43 PM
...spontaneously sing Carmen as a countertenor. It wasn't too bad, and soon the redneck from Redneck City, Redneckland found himself in a Broadway production of...
Milquetoast
02-20-2002, 08:13 PM
...Smells Like Teen Spirit. A rock opera written by Howard Stern about the teen aged years of Fart Man, where he got the supporting role as Fart Man's "good" ass. Opening night...
Mr_Rage
02-20-2002, 11:43 PM
...in his dressing room, he was approached by Claire Danes. She told him if he found her kitty she'd grant him 2 wishes, no more, no less. He quickly lifted up her skirt and touched her in her special place...she smiled as she....
EliteChicken
02-21-2002, 09:15 AM
... grabbed on to his honker... a wave swept them away...

(thx to nofx for that part =)
Milquetoast
02-24-2002, 02:31 AM
...to a room in a house he had never been to before, the house was of very average size and decor, what really stood out for our hero though was...
Dasyati
02-24-2002, 11:37 PM
...the "CANADA r0x0rz J00R B0x0rz" poster on the ceiling directly above the bed...
positiveChAoS
02-25-2002, 12:24 AM
...despite the over-grown chia head sitting at the bed's edge. It must have been sitting there for ages - It had grown so large that...
timm3h
03-08-2002, 02:52 PM
...the chia head had begun to sag. This didn't bother them considering our hero was about to wish for something that he had never had before. I wish I had a...