The greatest poll ever made. [Archive]

Dasyati

10-22-2001, 04:52 PM

Max Payne: Methinks his was shot off or something. Look at him squint in pain.

Sam(Serious Sam): Steroids!! Don't they shrink your penis?

Solid Snake: STFU. It's obvious his name is compensating for something.

The good concience from Black and White: OLD AND SHRIVELED.

FunHater

10-28-2001, 10:27 PM

Ahem....steroids shrink your testicles, not your epnis.

EdgeCrusher

10-28-2001, 10:29 PM

And your speaking from experience fun???

hehe

FunHater

10-28-2001, 10:31 PM

Haha....scrawny lil me?

I'm only a buck fifty eight!

EdgeCrusher

10-28-2001, 10:35 PM

Damn, I cant even remember when I was that small.

/me gets on scale and it reads!!! OMG!!!! LIES!!!! ALL LIES!!!

Muff musta been on the scale before me.. he broke it!!

FunHater

10-28-2001, 10:38 PM

Hahaha

I'm set on gettin up to 175 by April!

/me looks on Edge's broken scale

Wow, already there!

w00t!

EdgeCrusher

10-28-2001, 10:43 PM

Actually, the last time I was measured I was 6'4 and 283 pounds.

I plan on getting down to 270 by the end of the year. Now where did I last put my weight set.. lol

FunHater

10-28-2001, 10:45 PM

Woah.....

I'm 5'9" 158

Ahaha!

/me is scared of the big EdgeCrusher

Cyclops

10-28-2001, 10:50 PM

Cyclops is 6'3" and 265 lbs

i need to lose some weight
i was down to 240 about 2 yrs ago.. need to get back down to that.

FunHater

10-28-2001, 10:52 PM

/me is also scared of the big Cyclops

EdgeCrusher

10-28-2001, 10:55 PM

Fun is gonna kick our asses, cyc!!! RUN!!!!

Hes evil

LOL, cyc broke his cherry with 100 posts. bout time sucka :D

FunHater

10-28-2001, 11:00 PM

Well, its true I AM evil

A conniving evil little bastard, who'll look you in the eye smiling, while he stabs you in the back!

GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...AHA..uhhh....yeah

EdgeCrusher

10-28-2001, 11:01 PM

But the real question is... Is your EPNIS bigger then Max Payne's ???

FunHater

10-28-2001, 11:05 PM

Of course my EPNIS is bigger than Max Payne's pixelated little member!

AileeLynn

10-31-2001, 08:08 AM

Oh yeah!!! Well, my EPNIS is bigger than funhater's!!!! oops.. wait.. never mind

Nerp, I'm 5'3" and 135 lbs. and you guys are all bigger than me. I'm scared! Don't hurt meh! I am fragile and bruise easily!

/me hides behind the tyler.. can't be skeered of tyler.. he's nice to me... mm?

/me runz from all!

HOLY LLAMA I GET A HAPPY FUN BALL!!!!!!!!!!

Cyclops

10-31-2001, 11:35 AM

i can't hurt ailee
she be nice girl

AileeLynn

11-01-2001, 10:04 AM

wow that's literally the first time I've ever been called nice...

EdgeCrusher

11-01-2001, 10:23 AM

The Ailee has always been nice to me. She even has a bigger EPNIS then me.

woooo

FunHater

11-01-2001, 08:30 PM

Damnit Ailee!

No one was supposed to know about your EPNIS being bigger than mine!

AUGH!:cry:

Milquetoast

11-07-2001, 12:44 AM

How much do the men of this forum weigh and how big are their penis'...thats pretty deep. Glad I checked back in to see how you all are doing.

...penis' and girth...

EdgeCrusher

11-07-2001, 11:05 AM

Do I sense a little EPNIS envy from the Milque???

Only lamers can't talk about EPNIS in a fashionable way.

*beats on chest* Me Grimlock will kick your arse!!

Dasyati

11-07-2001, 06:12 PM

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIILQUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

got milque?

That is all.

Gonads and strife...
Gonads and strife...
Gonads and strife...

bjro

11-09-2001, 11:57 AM

i just looked at this fuorm and w00t!!.....im bigger than someone :).....me = 5'9" 175 lbs.....i used to be anyway.....im only 140 now :(.....i just looked on the scale....it makes me sad.....